This ol' boy's wife will probably be leaving him any minute now, but hey - he got to watch his team win the Super Bowl, so it's not all bad.

And who knows, maybe Mr. Kerrigan's wife won't leave him. Maybe she'll just cut him off for the next few years. But you can you can bet your ass he still sleeps with a smile on his face as he reflects back on being in the building when The Sheriff raised the Lombardi Trophy.

Hell, his wife may even be a sadomasochist that's been waiting for him to make such a mistake of epic proportions so that she can finally get him to submit to a little cock and ball torture.

Regardless of the outcome, I'm sure our hero will find that it was totally worth it.

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