We've all had those moments when the night is winding down and you're still without a lady to take home. That's when you get desperate. But hopefully you've never been as desperate as the dolphin in this video. If you have you should probably never talk about that night again.

Anyway, the dolphin in this video just got caught making love to a dead fish, which probably wasn't one of his proudest moments. The video was shot by some random guy who just happened to be at the zoo that day and later posted the video to Youtube.

What's really surprising is how excited that dolphin looks to be getting it on with a dead fish. I'm no marine biologist but this guy must be awfully lonely to sink to necrophilia, or maybe he's blind and was totally relying on his sense of smell, in which case at least he tried. The zoo keepers should think about bringing in one of those hot, young, pink dolphins from China for this poor guy. Lucky for us (and the poor little fish) it's only a white dolphin.

Warning! This video features animal penis.