Craigslist Felon Could be the Perfect Thanksgiving Date

Want to avoid all the awkward 'why are you still single' conversations during Thanksgiving? Why not take a convicted felon to dinner?

A man in Nashville, Tennessee has posted an ad on Craigslist which may be the perfect way to piss off your dad on Thanksgiving.

He is offering you the chance to take him to your Thanksgiving dinner with the family.

Here's the catch though. Your potential date just happens to be a felon with no high school diploma and a dirty old van. In other words, it's the man your parents had nightmares about when you were little.

This guy offers a variety of services to make your Thanksgiving dinner one that no one will forget.

He can openly hit on the other female guest at the party, start a heated discussion about politics and/or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be really drunk and then act a like a complete fool and even start a physical fight with the family member of your choice either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

This guy is the complete package, and the perfect way to get revenge on your parents.

So what does he want in return? Just a free Thanksgiving meal. Talk about a bargain.

But of course he's in Nashville, so you may have to buy a bus ticket to get him down to Wichita Falls.

Plus he promises that it will a strictly platonic date if that's your request. Just be careful not to drink anything he offers you.