Cookies Are Attacking the Russians
That meteor that hit Russia last week did a whole lot more than scare a few people. It turned all of their cookies evil! So if you special order your cookies strait from Mother Russia watch out.
As you see in the video all this poor little Russian boy wanted to do was enjoy his favorite little treat. He had no idea things would take a turn for the worse and his once favorite snack would decide that enough is enough and fight back. Let's hope this doesn't inspire our American cookies to rise up in protest. I would be super mad if I was munching on some Oreos and they decided it was okay to take a swing at me. I would have to teach those Oreos a lesson and eat the whole box.