With so many lubricants on the market, how do you choose which one to buy? Do you want it plain, strawberry, or maybe coconut? But what about those who really don’t want a fruity flavor? J&D Foods has your answer – Baconlube!

A bacon flavored lubricant, Baconlube can satisfy your craving while, um… satisfying your craving. Priced at just $11.99, it was originally “sold” as an April Fool’s joke back in 2009. The response, however, was amazing, so they decided to market the product regularly. Though sales are slower now than when the product was initially released, they’re still getting about a hundred requests per week.

Their website adds, “We’ll make no judgements about why you want this or what you want to do with it, but Baconlube is here and it’s real for a limited time. Keep It Sizzlin.’”

But wait, there’s more!

In addition to the Baconlube, they offer up Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes. I love it!

What do you think? Would you try Baconlube?

Read more about bacon obsession here.