Take a bow Laso Schaller, you crazy mofo you! Words cannot begin to explain how much braver than I you are.

From over 193 feet in the air and at speeds of more than 74 miles per hour, I would've messed my britches long before hitting the water. Hell, it would've took the Cowboys' offensive line to get me off of there in the first place.

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