SuicideGirls

Stingray — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stingray – a 24-year-old musician and model from Uruguay who’s into rollerblading but sort of looks like a hotter version of Courtney Love. Despite what you’ve read, she’s not responsible for Steve Irwin’s passing.
Maokiz Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Maokiz — a 20-year-old French SuicideGirl who’s into ‘Snatch’, ‘How I Met Your Mother’, ‘Desperate Housewives’ and bacon and eggs. So much for the, “I just want to know what to make you in the morning&…
KattyFox Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet KattyFox – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves Coke (the drinkable kind) and listening to M83, even though it makes her sad. She also enjoys watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Hmm, we smell a new reality show… Four-way of Lo…
Essence Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Essence – a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who’s into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can’t live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.
Bruise Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Judde Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Jude — hey Judde… don’t be afraid, don’t make it bad, and don’t let us down. From the looks of her profile, we know the 19 year old French student, make up artist, and drawing enthusiast won’t.
Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say,…
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live…

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