RockShow Threesome
YouTube Is Your Date Carrying Extra Underwear? [AUDIO]
February 13, 2012
Those pretty panties can be pretty uncomfortable. Apparently that’s why your date may have them stashed for the old switcheroo later on. Heathen has the story for you.
YouTube Your Wife or Girlfriend Doesn’t Want a Naked You For Valentine’s Day [AUDIO]
February 10, 2012
Have you seen the movie Your Highness? In the movie there is a minotaur who basically walks around with his willy just bouncing all over the place. That image, is kind of what your wife or girlfriend sees when you just show up naked. Willies are silly, you see!
YouTube How to Tell Your Facebook Friend Isn’t Real [AUDIO]
February 10, 2012
Have you every wondered if that hot girl that sent you a friend request on Facebook is real? She’s probably not. I’m sure hot girls love you and can’t wait to get with you, but they know you’ll come to them, they don’t have to come to you. We’ve got some tips you can keep in mind.
YouTube Complications and Questions Arise From Gay Divorce [AUDIO]
February 10, 2012
Of course gay people are going to get divorced as well as married. All they ever wanted was to be treated like everybody else. Well everybody else has a high divorce rate, so why not gays? Heathen has some questions about the process though.
YouTube The Rock News on The RockShow Goes Squirrelly [AUDIO]
February 10, 2012
I’m sorry Mr. Portnoy, but I really don’t give a crap about The Adrenaline Mob. I don’t care about showy drum parts or new members or guests; I care about songs. Write one decent song and I’ll give the rest of your record the benefit of the doubt. If you’re just getting together an “all-star” band, then you are having nothing more than a circle-jerk.
YouTube Man Breaks Up With Wife In The "Wong" Way [AUDIO]
February 9, 2012
The headline to this story is a gutbuster. Just wait for it. I did intentionally write “Wong Way” It’s another edition of “Sucks To Be You” after the jump.
YouTube Novelty Baby Clothes Suffer From Backlash [AUDIO]
February 9, 2012
What’s cuter than a cute baby? How about a cute baby with an equally cute t-shirt? Unfortunately one message has a few parents and or passersby concerned. Details after the jump.
YouTube Heathen Lists "The Weirdest Condoms" [AUDIO]
February 9, 2012
Condoms are obviously necessary to spread the transmission of disease and to help plan unwanted pregnancies. It’s for those reason that people deal with the ridiculousness of the situation. To stop everything and put a balloon on your business can make for an awkward (but important) few moments. Why anyone would want to make the situation more awkward is beyond me. Details after the jump.
YouTube Man Can Now Scratch "Car Chase" Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]
February 8, 2012
I guess the concept of a “bucket list” is pretty widespread now. There are a lot of people thinking about the things they’d like to do before they “kick the bucket”. For me, I’d just like to see the beach again, for others the list is as long as your arm. John Hughes had a very specific item on his list and you’ll find out more about it after the jump.
YouTube Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
February 8, 2012
Hey, poor people need boobies too! Or do they? A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations. I personally wasn’t aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?). More after the jump.
Win McNamee/Getty Images A Story For You Patriot Haters [AUDIO]
February 8, 2012
Every football player has to dream of playing in the Superbowl. It’s the culmination of all the training and work you did for the rest of the year. Now, wouldn’t it suck if you found out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE Superbowl that you aren’t invited? Wait until you hear this story, after the jump.
YouTube Drunken Zamboni Driving [AUDIO]
February 7, 2012
Drunk Driving is bad. We’ve established that fact, 100%. Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad…and hilarious. Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting. More after the jump.
Jenna Marbles on What Guys do on the Internet [NSFW VIDEO] May 18, 2012
A Bengal Tiger Security System, Losers Steal a Cab and Leave a Trail of Flowers and a Dude Implants Magnets in His Wrist – "News of the WTF?" [AUDIO] May 17, 2012
And the Babe of the Month Is… Danni Gee! May 17, 2012
Lass Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl May 17, 2012
