News of the WTF?

Only in Canada would someone lift 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup and I have that very story for you in today's "News of the WTF?".

If you wanna see a bunch of grown men cry, dump forty-thousand pounds of bacon on the highway.

Because the logical thing to do after whoopin' a kid's ass is to "Tebow", I have the story of an old dude who just couldn't get over the fact that a 17-year-old on a riding lawnmower cut him off in today's "News of the WTF?".

Apparently folks in India aren't exactly in the know when it comes to what it is that Adolph Hitler is known for, so a shop owner there was a little taken aback when Jewish residents had an issue with him calling his joint "Hitler".

Leave it to some fashion designer to convince people with more money than sense to spend nearly three hundred bucks on a brown paper bag.

With cases of West Nile Virus increasing here in Texas it's easy for me to sympathize with people freakin' out when they get bit by a mosquito.

It's official - Chuck Norris is no longer the baddest mofo on the planet.

Not that it's anything unusual for a bunch of Canadian dudes to get drunk and raise a little hell, but going as far as to put wheels and a lawnmower motor on a picnic table and then taking it for a joyride is nothing less than epic.

While it may not seem like a bad idea to the people making it, it's hard for me to get a grasp on a person actually marketing their product as "Meth Candy".

Being from the country, I fully understand the power of firing off a shotgun in front of a woman you're trying to impress.

Now one's instinct might be to swallow the joint they're smoking when they see the cops but an Alaska man found out the hard way that it's considered tampering with evidence and severely ups the ante as far as severity of the crime and I provide the details in today's "News of the WTF...

Sometimes a brother can't help himself once the smell of some good ole bud hits his nose, it's just that it's not a good idea to go ahead and grab yourself a handful from the police station.