Because the logical thing to do after whoopin' a kid's ass is to "Tebow", I have the story of an old dude who just couldn't get over the fact that a 17-year-old on a riding lawnmower cut him off in today's "News of the WTF?".
Apparently folks in India aren't exactly in the know when it comes to what it is that Adolph Hitler is known for, so a shop owner there was a little taken aback when Jewish residents had an issue with him calling his joint "Hitler".
Not that it's anything unusual for a bunch of Canadian dudes to get drunk and raise a little hell, but going as far as to put wheels and a lawnmower motor on a picnic table and then taking it for a joyride is nothing less than epic.
Now one's instinct might be to swallow the joint they're smoking when they see the cops but an Alaska man found out the hard way that it's considered tampering with evidence and severely ups the ante as far as severity of the crime and I provide the details in today's "N…