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A Lexus in a Pool, Monks that Kick Ass and Thieves Tempt Karma Once Again – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 16, 2012 A Lexus in the swimming pool the next morning is always the sign of a good time.
News of the WTF?
News of the WTF?
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Real Men Crochet in Prison, An Idiot Attempts to Rob a Police Station and a Scary Clown Terrorizes Children for a Fee – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 11, 2012 Believe it or not, "Real Men Crochet" is the name of an actual program at a correctional facility in Ohio and I've got all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?".
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An Ex-Wife Plants a Gun in Her Boy’s Toys, A Dude Gets Jacked Up Over Politics and Talkin’ Dirty to the Dispatcher – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 10, 2012 Wanna get back at your ex? Blame her for planting a handgun in your son's toys in his carry-on luggage before you board a plane. Or I guess if you're the wife you can actually plant a handgun in hopes that your husband will spend a little time in the slammer. Either way, someone's getting f**cked over.
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A Man Named Tyrannosaurus Rex, A “Porn Prom” and a College Kid Busted With a Bouncer’s I.D. – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 9, 2012 If you're looking for attention, one way to get it is by changing your name to something as ridiculous as "Tyrannosaurus Rex".
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Lost in the Woods Because of Cold Soup, A Cop Drops Trou at a Birthday Party and a Naked Man With a Court Date – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 8, 2012 Next time the wife pisses you off because your soup is cold don't do what the subject of my top story today did or it just might come back to bite you in the ass.
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Tooth Fairy on the Run, A Vendor That Sells Hot Dogs and Sex and A Chick Fakes Cancer for Implants – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 7, 2012 The Tooth Fairy is apparently a drunken car thief in Houston.
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A Bootlegger Beats the Charges, A Couple of Dudes On An Epic Bender and a Drinking Game Called “Possum” – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 4, 2012 At long last, the drunks have won a small battle in the war against "the man".
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It’s Raining Man in the Ladies’ Room, A Cardboard Tim Tebow Takes a Chick to the Prom and An Obiwan Update – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 3, 2012 When a dude falls through the ceiling of a women's bathroom one can only assume the guy's getting his rocks off - except in the case of one of today's "News of the WTF?" stories. I'll give you all of the details and I tell you the true story of a young woman being escorted to her prom by Tim Tebow - a cardboard cutout of everyone's favorite Christian, that is
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Yes the Kid Really Pissed on All of Those Laptops, The Blind Association Gets Flashed and Drunk Grandparents Set a Fine Example – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 2, 2012 I'm convinced Bill Gates is at least somewhat involved if not completely behind my top story today in the "News of the WTF?".
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The Creepy Dude With A Dirty Sock Fetish, A “Clothing Optional” Motel And The Nympho Takes Another Hostage – “News Of The WTF?” [AUDIO]
May 1, 2012 What can I say? Some people are just into weird stuff.
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Haunted House Landlord Sues Former Tenants, A Dude Goes After BMW For A Long-Lasting Erection And A Guy Speeds For Sex – “News Of The WTF?” [AUDIO]
April 30, 2012 Well at least there's someone out there that didn't wait until one of their relatives was dragged through the house by some sort of demon before they realized it was time to move out of a haunted house.
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A Photographer Breaks An Ancient Relic, Obiwan Kenobi Gets Captured And Egyptian Necrophilia – News Of The WTF? [AUDIO]
April 27, 2012 It's never a good idea to be intoxicated when around ultra-expensive ancient artifacts and I'm not saying that a photographer whose boss is being sued because they knocked over and broke that very thing was messed up but hey - ya never know.