![The Kool-Aid War, an 8 Year-Old Receives the “Catastrophe Award” and Introducing “The Cleaning Fairy” – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/06/kool-aid-stencil.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Kool-Aid War, an 8 Year-Old Receives the “Catastrophe Award” and Introducing “The Cleaning Fairy” – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
I'm sure at some point everyone's had an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid that's ended up in a gunfight.
News of the WTF?
![The “Divorce Hotel”, a Thief Tempts Karma and Yet Another “Mother of the Year” Candidate – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/hotel-sign.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The “Divorce Hotel”, a Thief Tempts Karma and Yet Another “Mother of the Year” Candidate – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
Leave it to Amsterdam, home of all things cool, to debut the first ever "Divorce Hotel" and I have your details here in the latest edition of the "News of the WTF?".
![Rage Against the Drive-Thru, a Dude Steals a PS3 and Pool Water and a Very Special Graduation Video – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/tb-drive-thru.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Rage Against the Drive-Thru, a Dude Steals a PS3 and Pool Water and a Very Special Graduation Video – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
I'll admit it - I get pissed when they mess up my order in the drive-thru because well, you always get f**ked in the drive-thru, but I keep holding out for that to change even though it probably never will.
![Those Darn Kids and Their Pot Brownies, a Thief Stands Out in a Nudist Colony and Weed as a Currency – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/brownies.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Those Darn Kids and Their Pot Brownies, a Thief Stands Out in a Nudist Colony and Weed as a Currency – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
As fun as it sounds, making and then consuming pot brownies in home economics class isn't the best idea in the world.
![A “Man” Cooks and Serves His Junk, an Idiot Tries to Steal From the Cops and the $900 Fine Was Well Worth It – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/sushi-chef.jpg?w=980&q=75)
A “Man” Cooks and Serves His Junk, an Idiot Tries to Steal From the Cops and the $900 Fine Was Well Worth It – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
As disgusting and utterly wrong as it is, people in Japan actually paid to eat some guy's genitals.
![“What Can Brown Do For You?”, a $70,000 Spending Spree and a Divorce Involving 550 Cats – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/ups-guy.jpg?w=980&q=75)
“What Can Brown Do For You?”, a $70,000 Spending Spree and a Divorce Involving 550 Cats – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
Well it looks like the creepy guy from High School somehow landed a job at UPS.
![A Guy Walks Into a Bar With a Parrot and a Zebra, the School of Pubic Affairs and a Real Life Ron Burgundy – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/zebra.jpg?w=980&q=75)
A Guy Walks Into a Bar With a Parrot and a Zebra, the School of Pubic Affairs and a Real Life Ron Burgundy – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
No, I'm not setting up some cheesy joke - a dude actually entered a bar with a zebra and a parrot and of course hilarity ensued.
![Gummy Bear Boobies, A Dude Packing Heat on a Lawnmower and a Prom Next Door to a Porn Expo – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/gummy-bears.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Gummy Bear Boobies, A Dude Packing Heat on a Lawnmower and a Prom Next Door to a Porn Expo – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
I like gummy bears and I like boobs therefore I'm nothing short of excited about a new breast implant that uses technology similar to that of gummy bears to provide women with a nice set of knockers.
![The Birds Are Spying for Israel, a Dude on a Treadmill in a Hot Air Balloon and a New Dad Accidently Steals a Car – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/birds.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Birds Are Spying for Israel, a Dude on a Treadmill in a Hot Air Balloon and a New Dad Accidently Steals a Car – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
Time again to point out a few dumbasses. In today's edition of the "News of the WTF?" I tell the story of a dead bird that sparked a good ol' fashioned Middle-Eastern spy drama in Turkey.
![A Bengal Tiger Security System, Losers Steal a Cab and Leave a Trail of Flowers and a Dude Implants Magnets in His Wrist – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/bengal.jpg?w=980&q=75)
A Bengal Tiger Security System, Losers Steal a Cab and Leave a Trail of Flowers and a Dude Implants Magnets in His Wrist – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
As cool as it sounds, I'm pretty sure having a bengal hanging around your house as security can't possibly end well.
![The World’s Largest Lego Tower, Cops Wait For A Dude To Sh*t a Diamond and Introducing the Man That Owns the World – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/lego-tower.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The World’s Largest Lego Tower, Cops Wait For A Dude To Sh*t a Diamond and Introducing the Man That Owns the World – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
A bunch of people who lead incredibly boring lives recently built the largest Lego tower in the world to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the toy and I have details in today's "News of the WTF?".
![A Lexus in a Pool, Monks that Kick Ass and Thieves Tempt Karma Once Again – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2012/05/lexus.jpg?w=980&q=75)
A Lexus in a Pool, Monks that Kick Ass and Thieves Tempt Karma Once Again – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
A Lexus in the swimming pool the next morning is always the sign of a good time.