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Woman Looking For Pot Posts Craigslist Ad
October 15, 2011 When you can’t find it anywhere else, turn to Craigslist.
Morons
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October 15, 2011
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Worst Beer Thieves Ever Take Best Mugshots Ever
Instead of just getting fake IDs like the rest of us, three 19-year-olds from Covina, CA devised a plot to steal two 30-packs of Tecate beer from a local grocery.
According to police, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto each tried to walk out of the store with a case of the suds. However, a store employee noticed what they were doing and followed the duo, causing Kalscheuer to drop the beer before being detained by store security.
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Woman’s Superstition May Have Caused Wreck
September 24, 2011 Because everyone wants someone else to blame instead of blaming themselves.
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Drunk Driver Stops in Middle of Police Chase to Pee [VIDEO]
Estevan Tapia was leading police on a 10-mile car chase when he was overcome with the urge to relieve himself.
So the Albuquerque, NM., man pulled over and indulged himself on the pavement — all the while with a beer bottle in hand.
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Toe-Sucker Assaulting Women In Arkansas
September 17, 2011 When I’m looking for a snack, I think I’ll stick to the items available for purchase in the grocery store.
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New Mexico State Trooper Busted Having Sex On The Hood Of His Car [VIDEO]
Albuquerque is one of two cities I can truly call home. Hell, my wife worked for the TV station in this clip! Just seeing something like this, and knowing that its a story that has gone national..
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Waterslide FAIL: The Pool is Empty. Much Like Their Heads. [VIDEO]
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Man Steals $800 Sex Toy
August 27, 2011 Because sometimes your girlfriend just drives you crazy... it's good to have a back-up.
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Man Steals Lottery Tickets Then Tries To Cash Them In
August 20, 2011 I'll stick to buying my scratch-offs.
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Pantie-Headed Bandit Strikes in Dallas [VIDEO]
In what appears to be a combination of crime and fetish fantasy, a man in Dallas, Texas robbed an Exxon TigerMart while wearing a floral dress, white boots and with a pair of panties obscuring his face.
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And The Hammer Of Justice Falls On Former QOTSA Bassist Nick Oliveri
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!! It was once said that when you hit rock bottom, there's no way to go but up. Well not so much for former Queens Of The Stone Age bassist Nick O, hes going down for at least oh, 15 years minimum.
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Man Shot While Trying To Steal Twinkies
August 6, 2011 Don't get between a clerk and his Twinkies...