Morons
Motley Crue Will Tour with Poison
The Devil has officially run out of ideas on creating converts. Now he thinks he can pull together a tour of metal/pop with pop/metal and create an apocalypse of suck. Okay, he is succeeding on the "apocalypse of suck" part, I just don't think anyone is going to care.
Skier Loses Footing, Falls Off Huge Cliff [VIDEO]
Check out this amazing video of an extreme skier falling off of, what looks like, an enormous cliff. The Video is captured by his own helmet cam that he was wearing. I love to ski, but this type of skiing seems a little ridiculous if you ask me
Thin Mints May Get You Arrested
I love Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. While reading this article, I started to wonder if I can drive to the GS office and buy some. Though I love them, I wouldn't take it as far as Hersha Howard if someone took my Thin Mints...
Woman Arrested After Becoming Door Jam
As always, I enjoy morons in the news. I suppose this woman isn't so much a moron, but what she was doing (stealing) was stupid in and of itself. Getting caught... ahh, it's one for the record books.
Man Urinates On Colleague’s Door
I've had issues with colleagues before, but I wouldn't have dreamed up this one on my own.
Marisa Miller’s Arm and 14 Other Photoshop Disasters
Marisa Miller was probably surprised to see this image of herself modeling Victoria's Secret "sexiest polo" with only one arm. But this is far from the first time an egregious Photoshop error has made it into a company's advertising. Check out a galle
Man Calls 911 To Ask Questions About His Marijuana Plant [AUDIO]
Robert J. Michelson wanted to know how much trouble he could get in for growing one marijuana plant. So he called 911 and asked.
The dispatcher tried to dissuade him for using the emergency service for a non-emergency, but he persisted, and admitted he was growing marijuana before asking her what the legal ramifications of doing that would be.
Not long after his misguided call, the cops traced his number and showed up at his house.
Michelson was arrested and charged with variety of drug related crimes, including illegal cultivation of marijuana. Keep reading for the tape of the 911 call.
Cell Phone Leads Police To Suspect
I love morons in the news. If I need a pick-me-up, I can find that someone else always has it worse than me. That's the case this week for a man in Maryland who let his cell phone catch up with him.
The Best of Utah State’s Superfan ‘Wild Bill’
Every sports team has "that fan" -- the guy who shows up wearing something crazy, drinks too much and acts the fool, all to the delight of the other spectators. For Utah State's Aggies, that guy is "Wild" Bill Sproat, whose antics, costumes and propensity for shirtlessness have made him something of a local legend.
In honor of Wild Bill debuting his "little teapot" costume at Wednesday night's game, we've compiled a gallery of some of our favorite looks from the portly sports-lover. After the jump, you can see video of the man in action.
Car Ends Up Parked Vertically [VIDEO]
The blizzard in New Hampshire has gotten so bad that at least one car actually skidded off the highway, ending up stuck vertically in the air.
Luckily nobody was injured when this sedan driving on 1-93 buried its nose in the snow and propelled its tail toward the sky. Keep reading to see video of this vertical car crash.
Stoners Rejoice – Beavis And Butt-Head To Return To MTV
On Wednesday, MTV announced the return of "Beavis and Butt-Head". No details were given as far as a time frame for the return but I will certainly pass along any info as I get it.
Here's the guys watching some of the suckiest videos of all time


