Every once in a while a story will come along that will get you “hot under the collar”. This one got us so pissed it was a little hard to speak. When we got over that frustration we started making inappropriate jokes. All in all, this one will send you on an emotional roller coaster.
When you’ve been married as long as I have, you learn a lot of things to not say to your wife. When you live with another person for a while, you can figure out what sets them off pretty quickly. The man in today’s story asked his wife for a little “favor” that should top any list.
I have this little quirk that I’ve cultured. Whenever I’ve had a bad day, whenever I feel like I can’t get my chin off my chest, I buy my wife flowers. The original thought was, if I can’t have a good day, I’m going to make sure someone else does. It’s no big deal, just $10-$12 at Wallyworld every couple months. More after the jump.
Stats are almost the new currency out there. Marketers want to know who is most likely to use their products and services, that’s how you get surveys like this one. Let’s say “Trojan Condoms” wanted to know who was most likely to use their product, the results of this survey would help them market more effectively. More details after the jump.
People get their textbooks everywhere these days. Among some of the options are used and full on rentals. You would think even the sellers wouldn’t have to go page to page checking the books out, but apparently they do. One student had a book show up with a special bookmark. Details after the jump.
I was going through some Facebook posts and saw a few people slamming a show happening tonight. My question is, why? Some people are going to really enjoy that show. Why don’t you want other people to have fun? What’s it to you? Why live a negative life? What do you have to gain from ruining someones night? There are people who saw the same show when it came through last time and said it was one of the best ones they’ve ever seen. That last point is kind of irrelevant, but we deny someone else a good time? More after the jump.
There is a certain smell in strip clubs. It’s not bad or offensive, but there is something in the air that makes you smell like, well, you’ve been in a strip club. If you’re trying to hide the fact that you’ve been boobie-looking, comb the glitter out of your beard then listen to this story.
I had always heard that women are tougher than men when it comes to pain. A new study says that that fact may not be true. There also may be an entirely different explanation. Details after the jump.
I think you could guess all day and not figure out the answer to this one. What sport features the worst drug abuse? You might guess something with a lot of injuries and athletes might be “self-medicating themselves. A better why to ask the question may be, “what sport is so bad that people take drugs to have fun while they’re doing it?” More details after the break.
Today it’s no so much about what happened in history, but what Heathen thinks should have have happened in history. Why should you give a darn about what Heathen thinks? Because it’s the reason his wife is going to give as an excuse for why she murdered him. More after the jump.
How long do you wear a pair of underwear? You know that pair of drawers you have on that you farted in all day? The ones that you got just a drop or two of pee (or worse) in? In short, how often do you change your stanky ass drawers? More with Heathen next:
Most people I know don’t ever even take off all of the time they are “owed”. Most of us have to double up to take any time off so it’s just not worth it. Then there’s some of us who are somewhat defined by out work and don’t know what do do with our free time. Then there are people who will try ANYTHING for some time off. Heathen has that story next:
