Jason’s Deli Opens in Parker Square
Wichita Falls has a new restaurant, and it's rather tasty.
Wichita Falls has a new restaurant, and it's rather tasty.
I saw a bag of Oreo’s Vanilla Double-Stuff cookies on a supermarket end cap the other day and couldn’t resist. I was enjoying more than my fair share on the way home and I started wonder, is there really ‘double stuff’ in them or is that just marketing? In my mind I could see someone like Mr. Burns sitting behind a desk at Oreo saying, “here’s a way we can make more money, we only give them 1.75% stuff instead of a full 20.o, excellent”!
Manna, for those of you who don’t know, is “the food of the gods”. Yes, the stuff of which gods munch on. It’s the thing they use before they shoot lightning bolts out of their ass cracks and send vultures to pick the bones of mere mortals. What could be a better food for Zeus than sugar, flour and apples all fried to sh@t and served up glazed with more sugar? More after the jump.
Ever had a beer, obviously a good one that’s not twist off, and realized you didn’t have an opener? Yeah me too. Maybe one day I should buy one. Until then watch this instructional video about how to open a beer bottle with damn near anything you find around the home.
As Memorial Day opens the gate to summer, we all begin to plan our outdoor activities. Most of us will find a reason to get outside for the long weekend and enjoy food, friends, family and some delicious beverages. And really, it wouldn’t be a summer holiday without some grilling.
Listen, its very simple. The geniuses at EpicMealTime have developed an amazing new product that you must own. According to their press release:
“EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant. You’re welcome.
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How exactly does one get a menu item named after them. Is there a series of tasks one must complete? Is this honor only held for former olympians? Must one spend all their free time rescuing puppies from storm drains?
Now that's what I call spicy. And I'm not talking about the burger.
The RockShow loves to rock a food buffet every now and then. I like to pick on Heathen because he tends to get hard boiled eggs. I don’t know why, but with a million choices in front of you it just seems weird to me that a person would get something as plain as hard boiled eggs. The kid just loves hard boiled eggs and that’s all there is to it. It was for that reason that I brought up the latest in ‘hard boiled egg’ technology for him. More after the jump.
The fajita hunt is on!
I love magician Penn Jillette. Don’t get me wrong, he can be a real dick, but he can also speak the truth. I love the t.v. show Bullsh!t, and I also love his writing. A while back he wrote a piece for Maxim where he tasted different chocolates. From that article I gained one little nugget of wisdom that his likely to serve you well in the future.
Let me introduce you to the "Champion Dog" a 1lb nearly two foot long coney topped with cheese, onions, chili, and jalapenos it is also served with fries.