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Novelty Baby Clothes Suffer From Backlash [AUDIO]
What’s cuter than a cute baby? How about a cute baby with an equally cute t-shirt? Unfortunately one message has a few parents and or passersby concerned. Details after the jump.
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Heathen Lists "The Weirdest Condoms" [AUDIO]
Condoms are obviously necessary to spread the transmission of disease and to help plan unwanted pregnancies. It’s for those reason that people deal with the ridiculousness of the situation. To stop everything and put a balloon on your business can make for an awkward (but important) few moments. Why anyone would want to make the situation more awkward is beyond me. Details after the jump.
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Man Can Now Scratch "Car Chase" Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]
I guess the concept of a “bucket list” is pretty widespread now. There are a lot of people thinking about the things they’d like to do before they “kick the bucket”. For me, I’d just like to see the beach again, for others the list is as long as your arm. John Hughes had a very specific item on his list and you’ll find out more about it after the jump.
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Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Hey, poor people need boobies too! Or do they? A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations. I personally wasn’t aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?). More after the jump.
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A Story For You Patriot Haters [AUDIO]
Every football player has to dream of playing in the Superbowl. It’s the culmination of all the training and work you did for the rest of the year. Now, wouldn’t it suck if you found out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE Superbowl that you aren’t invited? Wait until you hear this story, after the jump.
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Drunken Zamboni Driving [AUDIO]
Drunk Driving is bad. We’ve established that fact, 100%. Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad…and hilarious. Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting. More after the jump.
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The RockShow World Premieres of Two Brand New Tracks from Cage 9 [AUDIO]
Some of you are already fans of Cage 9. Some of you might be and just not know it. Evan, the lead singer, is also the guitarist for Powerman 5000. Check him out in the pic below (he’s the one wearing the mask).
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Yet Another Ho-Hum Taiwanese Hooker Story [AUDIO]
We now start each days weird stories with “The Too Naughty News” at about 5:50. You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason). So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time. With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the “Too Naughty News”.
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Your Chance Of Seeing Women Naked Is Less Than You Think [AUDIO]
Yet another male fantasy bubble is about to burst. Have you every thought about all those women naked in the locker room at the gym. The truth really isn’t so great. Details after the jump.
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Probably the Number One Thing Not to Say to Your Wife [AUDIO]
When you’ve been married as long as I have, you learn a lot of things to not say to your wife. When you live with another person for a while, you can figure out what sets them off pretty quickly. The man in today’s story asked his wife for a little “favor” that should top any list.
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The Superbowl Is Bad For Your Bladder [AUDIO]
Hey playa, there’s a reason it hurts or feels uncomfortable when you gotta pee. That reason is your body telling you it’s going to get messed up if you don’t release the water. You could EXPLODE! Okay, maybe not explode, but it’s not healthy to let it linger. Details after the jump.
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Which Cell Phone Users Are More Likely To "Do It" On The First Date? [AUDIO]
Stats are almost the new currency out there. Marketers want to know who is most likely to use their products and services, that’s how you get surveys like this one. Let’s say “Trojan Condoms” wanted to know who was most likely to use their product, the results of this survey would help them market more effectively. More details after the jump.