In America (we think) it’s okay to have your multi-position, f’able sex chairs. But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to “own” it. Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say “this is who I am and this is what I want”. The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it’s that he committed identity theft to get them. Check out the story after the jump.