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How long do you wear a pair of underwear?  You know that pair of drawers you have on that you farted in all day?  The ones that you got just a drop or two of pee (or worse) in?  In short, how often do you change your stanky ass drawers?  More with Heathen next:

Most people I know don’t ever even take off all of the time they are “owed”.  Most of us have to double up to take any time off so it’s just not worth it.  Then there’s some of us who are somewhat defined by out work and don’t know what do do with our free time.  Then there are people who will try ANYTHING for some time off. Heathen has that story next:

It’s another edition of “It Sucks To Be You”.  It would suck to be hit by a car.  It would suck more to be hit three more times.  The only good part of this story is that you’re not in it.  More after the jump.

How about that headline for this story?  Have you EVER seen a better headline? Just read it out loud and you’ll start laughing until you snarf (when you laugh hard enough to blow snot).  All of this begs the question, why haven’t you clicked through to hear the story yet.

Whitney Duncan will be auctioning off the bikini she wore on Survivor.  She wore the bikini for a lot of her 39 days on the island. Yeah, she’s hot, but we’re not real excited about this.  heck out the story and the pic after the jump.

It’s another edition of the RockShow’s “Crimebeat.” In this addition, a burglar breaks into the wrong hotel room. In fact, there is practically no way you could break into a ‘more wrong’ hotel room. Details after the jump.

We had another one of those lists about “signs you shouldn’t date a guy”.  What we found when the reading the list, was that WE’RE HOT!  Yes it’s true, we are DREAMBOATS.  Not only are we handsome and cuddly, we’re pretty good guys.  More after the break.

I actually put a bit more thought into “art” than I used to. I try to figure out what the artist is trying to say, feel or express. The worst I’ve ever done with a piece I didn’t like was just move on.  I think that’s the customary way to express your dislike. Today we have a story of a woman who went to extremes. More after the jump.

I don’t enough about the process of “Fracking” to really comment on it.  All I know is its a way a releasing natural gas or gasses from shale.  I’ve heard it messes up ground water (which once again I don’t know for sure), but now scientists are saying it’s causing earthquakes.

Right now you’re probably seeing a lot of commercials talking about “The Big Game”. You’re probably also wondering why they aren’t just saying “The Superbowl”.  It’s simple, the NFL has put so many restrictions on the use of that term that you can’t hardly use it without being sued.  Now the Olympic Committee is trying to get in on that legal action.  More after the jump.

I can’t imagine how tough it much be for people who have gender issues. There’s just so much meat and cutting involved to make “the change”.  The latest to discuss his/her change is Chaz (Chasity) Bono. More after the jump.

There is a delicate balance to nature that is of a scope that we cannot truly understand. Now, it makes sense that if you remove a predator, the thing that predator preyed on will go a little unchecked. Are you with me so far? If so, then keep reading.