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Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Hey, poor people need boobies too!  Or do they?  A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations.  I personally wasn’t aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy…
A Story For You Patriot Haters [AUDIO]
Every football player has to dream of playing in the Superbowl. It’s the culmination of all the training and work you did for the rest of the year. Now, wouldn’t it suck if you found out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE Superbowl that you aren’t invited?  Wai…
Drunken Zamboni Driving [AUDIO]
Drunk Driving is bad.  We’ve established that fact, 100%.  Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad…and hilarious.  Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting.  More after the jump.
Yet Another Ho-Hum Taiwanese Hooker Story [AUDIO]
We now start each days weird stories with “The Too Naughty News” at about 5:50.  You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason).  So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time. …
The Superbowl Is Bad For Your Bladder [AUDIO]
Hey playa, there’s a reason it hurts or feels uncomfortable when you gotta pee.  That reason is your body telling you it’s going to get messed up if you don’t release the water.  You could EXPLODE!  Okay, maybe not explode, but it&CloseC…
Book From Amazon Comes With Special Surprise [AUDIO]
People get their textbooks everywhere these days.  Among some of the options are used and full on rentals.  You would think even the sellers wouldn’t have to go page to page checking the books out, but apparently they do.  One student had a book show up with a special …

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