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Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]

Hey, poor people need boobies too!  Or do they?  A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations.  I personally wasn’t aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?).  More after the jump.

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A Story For You Patriot Haters [AUDIO]

Every football player has to dream of playing in the Superbowl. It’s the culmination of all the training and work you did for the rest of the year. Now, wouldn’t it suck if you found out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE Superbowl that you aren’t invited?  Wait until you hear this story, after the jump.

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Drunken Zamboni Driving [AUDIO]

Drunk Driving is bad.  We’ve established that fact, 100%.  Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad…and hilarious.  Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow World Premieres of Two Brand New Tracks from Cage 9 [AUDIO]

Some of you are already fans of Cage 9. Some of you might be and just not know it. Evan, the lead singer, is also the guitarist for Powerman 5000. Check him out in the pic below (he’s the one wearing the mask).

He shot me two of Cage 9′s new tracks the other

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Yet Another Ho-Hum Taiwanese Hooker Story [AUDIO]

We now start each days weird stories with “The Too Naughty News” at about 5:50.  You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason).  So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time.  With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the “Too Naughty News”.

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Your Chance Of Seeing Women Naked Is Less Than You Think [AUDIO]

Yet another male fantasy bubble is about to burst.  Have you every thought about all those women naked in the locker room at the gym.  The truth really isn’t so great.  Details after the jump.

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Probably the Number One Thing Not to Say to Your Wife [AUDIO]

When you’ve been married as long as I have, you learn a lot of things to not say to your wife. When you live with another person for a while, you can figure out what sets them off pretty quickly. The man in today’s story asked his wife for a little “favor” that should top any list.

 

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The Superbowl Is Bad For Your Bladder [AUDIO]

Hey playa, there’s a reason it hurts or feels uncomfortable when you gotta pee.  That reason is your body telling you it’s going to get messed up if you don’t release the water.  You could EXPLODE!  Okay, maybe not explode, but it’s not healthy to let it linger.  Details after the jump.

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Which Cell Phone Users Are More Likely To "Do It" On The First Date? [AUDIO]

Stats are almost the new currency out there.  Marketers want to know who is most likely to use their products and services, that’s how you get surveys like this one.  Let’s say “Trojan Condoms” wanted to know who was most likely to use their product, the results of this survey would help them market more effectively.  More details after the jump.

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Does Size Matter? – Ask a Hooker

This week it's all about strapping on the goods and whether or not size matters. You know you've always wanted to know, so now is the time to ask a hooker!

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Book From Amazon Comes With Special Surprise [AUDIO]

People get their textbooks everywhere these days.  Among some of the options are used and full on rentals.  You would think even the sellers wouldn’t have to go page to page checking the books out, but apparently they do.  One student had a book show up with a special bookmark.  Details after the jump.

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Too Many People Are Letting Their Snakes Loose [AUDIO]

I think I heard on a commercial or something that nature has what you call a “balance”. I think it had to do with constipation or something, so I guess that’s a poor way to start this story out.  The real problem here is people keeping snakes as pets and letting them go when they get too big to handle.  Details after the jump.

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Category: Audio, Weird News

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