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Does Size Matter? – Ask a Hooker
February 3, 2012 This week it's all about strapping on the goods and whether or not size matters. You know you've always wanted to know, so now is the time to ask a hooker!
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Book From Amazon Comes With Special Surprise [AUDIO]
People get their textbooks everywhere these days. Among some of the options are used and full on rentals. You would think even the sellers wouldn’t have to go page to page checking the books out, but apparently they do. One student had a book show up with a special bookmark. Details after the jump.
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Too Many People Are Letting Their Snakes Loose [AUDIO]
I think I heard on a commercial or something that nature has what you call a “balance”. I think it had to do with constipation or something, so I guess that’s a poor way to start this story out. The real problem here is people keeping snakes as pets and letting them go when they get too big to handle. Details after the jump.
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Dentist Implants Office Supplies In Patients [AUDIO]
What does your dentist used when he gives you a root canal? Sure you think you know, but do you really know? He could have put anything in there. It might even be a radio transmitter so the government could control you. Then again, your dentist might be like the one in this story, and just use anything lying around. More details after the jump.
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Heathen Has No Hope For Herpes [AUDIO]
It’s another edition of “F@#$ed up History”. Are you ready to learn a little something? We promise it won’t be too painful. We’ll even kiss you afterwards. What, what’s that on my lip? Oh, it’s just a dry spot. Yeah, just a dry spot, I promise. More after the jump.
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Ways You Are Ruining The Planet [AUDIO]
I do not agree with this list. In fact, I think this list is total crap. That’s the fun with lists, picking them apart, shredding them, setting them on fire and wiping your rear on them. This is list is especially “wipe worthy”, that’s why I wanted to bring it to you again. More after the jump.
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Check Out a Preview of the Fan Remixed Seether Album [AUDIO]
On February 7th, Seether will release their remix ep called, well, “Remix.” It started out as a competition to remix just the single “Tonight.” The fan response was so overwhelming though that they went ahead and turned it into an EP project. Now they’ve gotten 5 trac
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Woman Sues For Exes Super Bowl Tickets [AUDIO]
If you ever believed in the word BITCH, now is the time. This has to be one of the worst cases of BITCH that ANY woman has ever come down with. You are not going to believe this story. After you hear this story, you’re going to want to go hug your wife or girlfriend for not being this person.
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64 Old Threatens to Bust a Cap On Prowler [AUDIO]
Old people are funny. They are also incredibly dangerous. In today’s story we have one fed up and freaked out old lady ready to spill a little blood.
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Alyssa Milano May Be The Key To Solving World Hunger [AUDIO]
There’s something about Alyssa Milano that makes me feel like a pervert. It’s probably because a lot of us grew up watching her as “Sam” on “Who’s The Boss”. Well here’s a little newsflash for you: that nubile little hottie is now 39 years old. Sorry, but that makes it perfectly acceptable for me to lust after her. Now, if you’re lusting after her while she makes an urgent plea for charity, you may be a little twisted. Guess what, the RockShow is a little twisted. More after the jump.
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Giant Fake Breasts Could Save Your Life [AUDIO]
Yes, we’re advising all ladies to get giant fake boobs. They’re literally like a Kevlar vest in some instances. They’re fun, they’re handy and now they may save your life!
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Why Or Why Won’t Fear Factor Be On Tonight [AUDIO]
Who doesn’t love Fear Factor. I personally like the fact that it is almost always out of work, wanna be actors willing to embarrass themselves for money. It’s barely a step above porn. Well, tonight Fear Factor is scheduled to display a stunt that may or may not be aired.