If you're high, homeless and sleeping in a car that doesn't belong to you you might as well claim that it belongs to your friend Britney Spears. That is exactly what a dude in Ohio did and I'll share the story with you in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also get you details on exactly how NOT to get out of paying a toll and I attempt to rationalize stealing over $700 worth of melons. Man I love melons.