Miracle Whip has gotten a group of celebrities together to create the “Miracle Whip Anthem.” Using stars such as Lance Bass, Don Dokken, Tiffany, Susan Boyle, Gilby Clarke of Guns n’ Roses, a few of the Village People, and many others, they’re looking to “fight against the prejudgment of Miracle Whip.”

The video is done in the same style as “We Are the World” from back in 1985, giving solo parts to several of the musicians and placing them all on risers, much like kids in grade school.

While the whole thing is simply a commercial, it’s the video that you never wanted to see, but you know you want to watch. If nothing else it’s a tangy (and creamy) departure from the rest of your day.