Because the logical thing to do after whoopin' a kid's ass is to "Tebow", I have the story of an old dude who just couldn't get over the fact that a 17-year-old on a riding lawnmower cut him off in today's "News of the WTF?".

And what could possibly go wrong when you fill footballs with drugs and other contraband and throw them over a prison wall? We'll examine the possibilities and I tell you a story about two of the nicest robbers walking the Earth.

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