Ok... the easy stuff first. I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque. I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.) I'm a huge geek, and proud of it. At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff... My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people. In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?" Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me. Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
17-Year-Old Wichita Falls Boy Killed in Accidental Shooting
Police are investigating an accidental shooting at a local apartment complex that left a 17-year-old Wichita Falls resident dead.
Two East Texas Boy Scouts Killed During Boating Accident on Lake O’ The Pines
Texas Game Wardens are investigating a possible electrocution on a sail boat that killed two boy scouts and injured one from Hallsville, Texas.
Man Found Run Over and Left For Dead in Wichita County Ditch
The Wichita County Sheriff's Department is looking for suspects after a man was discovered beaten and robbed early Saturday morning.
Texas Calf with Black and White Face Named After KISS Rocker
A calf recently born at at Kerville, TX ranch has been named after Gene Simmons due to her black and white face and habit of sticking her tongue out.
Steak ‘n Shake and Other Restaurants Opening in Clay County
The popular fast food chain Steak 'n Shake is coming to North Texas as part of a new travel center opening up.
4-Year-Old Texas Boy Mauled to Death By Family Dogs
A 4-year-old boy in El Paso, TX was found dead in his backyard Thursday night, having been attacked by his family's dogs.
North Texas Company Recalls Erection Inducing Coffee
A Grand Prairie coffee company has issued a voluntary recall of their coffee after it was found to keep drinkers up, in more ways than one.
Wichita Falls Mother Believes Daughter’s Suicide Was Part of Online Challenge
Sandy Cadena believes her daughter Natasha took her own life earlier this month as part of an online trend called the "Blue Whale Challenge".
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Wichita Falls Woman Stops Assault by Going For the Groin
A Wichita Falls woman was able to interrupt her own assault by grabbing her attacker's family jewels.
‘Affluenza’ Mom Accused of Violating Terms of Bond Release
Tonya Couch, the mother of controversial "affluenza" teen Ethan Couch, was in court to respond to accusations she violated the terms of her bond by drinking and possessing firearms.