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Tony Kerns

Ok... the easy stuff first.  I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque.  I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.)  I'm a huge geek, and proud of it.  At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff...  My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people.  In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?"  Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me.  Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
(Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
(Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Occupies Wall Street [VIDEO]

FINALLY!  A big fear among fans of Conan O'Brien is that NBC would pull a d*ck move and attempt to retain the rights to characters from Conan's late-night show and his stint on "The Tonight Show", preventing Conan from using them on his new show

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Tony’s Review of “Batman: Arkham City” [VIDEOS]

"Batman: Arkham City" has been out for a week and a half now, and it was something I was worried I  wouldn't get to play until I MAYBE got a copy of it for Christmas this year.  Luckily, Best Buy has an amazing buyback program for old computer equipment, and after trading in an old laptop I haven't used in a year, I had well more than enough to pick up a copy of the game

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(Image Credit: Milla Jovovich/Twitter)
(Image Credit: Milla Jovovich/Twitter)
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Milla Jovovich Tweets Picture and Video From Set of “Resident Evil 5″

The "Resident Evil" film series is not the best received sci-fi/horror franchise of all time, but still seems to be popular enough to take it up to five films.  In my opinion, the second film did the best job of adapting the video game franchise into a movie

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“Long Live Play” PS3 Commercial Is Amazing! [VIDEO]

In what is probably one of the most unique video game commercials of all time, Sony has gathered live action versions of their best characters into a remote bar to pay respect to "Michael".  The best part of this commercial is that many of the characters are voiced by the same actors from the games, and in some cases (like Snake from "Metal Gear"), played by the actors themselves

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(Photo by Sandy Huffaker/Getty Images)
(Photo by Sandy Huffaker/Getty Images)
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Learning Klingon Helps Man Beat Dyslexia

A 50-Year-Old British man has leaned a great tool in trying to beat dyslexia, learn Klingon.

Originally created by "Star Trek" star James Doohan and further developed by Marc Okrand for use in the various Star Trek television series, the "fake" language of Klingon has taken on a life of its own with complete dictionaries and famous plays like "Hamlet" being printed and performed in Klingon

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(Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for Coach)
(Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for Coach)
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Scarlett Johansson Nude Pics Leaked By Cell Phone Hackers [NSFW LINKS]

You hear that?  That's the collective cheer of every straight man in the nation.

Will celebrities never learn?  For female celebs, Rule #1 is "NEVER take nude pics of yourself with your cell phone!"  Looks like Ms

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Charlie Sheen Gets Roasted By Comedy Central On Monday [VIDEOS]

As soon as I heard Charlie Sheen was going to be the next one in the hotseat for a Comedy Central Roast, I rolled my eyes. At the time, I was very much against Sheen. At one time I had been a fan, but now he has completely gone off the deep end

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25 Great Unscripted Movie Moments [VIDEO]

Though the title of the video is "Greatest", I have to debate the supposed greatness of some of these adlibs, such as "Dumb and Dumber" and "40 Year Old Virgin".  Nevertheless, it is still terrific to see that some of the most iconic and memorable movie lines/moments weren't intended to be in the movie in the first place

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