Ok... the easy stuff first. I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque. I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.) I'm a huge geek, and proud of it. At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff... My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people. In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?" Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me. Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
Wichita Falls Woman Stops Assault by Going For the Groin
A Wichita Falls woman was able to interrupt her own assault by grabbing her attacker's family jewels.
‘Affluenza’ Mom Accused of Violating Terms of Bond Release
Tonya Couch, the mother of controversial "affluenza" teen Ethan Couch, was in court to respond to accusations she violated the terms of her bond by drinking and possessing firearms.
West Texas Teen Killed By Grabbing Cellphone While in Bathtub
A West Texas girl was electrocuted while visiting family in New Mexico when she reached for her cell phone while taking a bath.
U.S. Quidditch Cup Coming to Texas in 2018
With Wichita Falls in the running, the Texas city to host the 2018 U.S. Quidditch Cup has been officially announced.
Christian Preschool Teacher Fired For Moonlighting in Porn
In a moment of "Well, duh!", a California religious school teacher was let go after her second job in the porn industry was discovered.
Midwestern State University Named One of the Top Universities in Texas
Taking several factors into consideration, such as the financial side of the college equation, MSU placed very well on a recent list of best universities in the state.
Teenage Girl Shoots and Kills Boyfriend in YouTube Stunt Gone Wrong
An idiotic girl has been arrested after accidentally shooting and killing her equally stupid boyfriend while recording a stunt for their YouTube channel.
North Texas Man Suing Target After Getting Beat Up in Store Parking Lot
A Dallas man is suing the retail chain Target, saying their negligence in security lead to him being assaulted in one of their store's parking lots.
Wichita Falls Police Department Shoots Down ‘Fake Cop’ Rumors
The Wichita Falls Police Department has issued a statement that contradicts internet rumors of a fake motorcycle cop pulling people over.
Another Texas Mother Arrested For Leaving Her Children to Die in a Hot Car
A Texas mother is in custody after her 2-year-old and 16-month-old children died when she left them in a hot car to "teach them a lesson".
Oklahoma Sex Offender Allowed to Move Next Door to Victim
A convicted sex offender has been released from prison and moved next door to his victim, his niece whom he molested when she was 7, and its perfectly legal.
Texas Mother Charged after Leaving Children in Car for 15 Hours
A 19-year-old mother is facing charges after her two toddler daughters died after they were left in the car for over 15 hours.