I am a simple guy that enjoys watching sports and playing video games. I was not born in Texas but I got down here as fast as I could. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland and I support my hometown baseball team the Baltimore Orioles. I love the Dallas Cowboys and hopefully I don't die of a heart attack watching them one day.
Texas Man Decided to End Baby Shower Early By Pulling a Gun on the Pregnant Woman
If you want a party to end, just point a gun at someone's head. People will begin to leave.
Texas Man Arrested for Wanting to Kill and Eat Underage Girl
This dude needs to never get out of jail.
May Want to Check Your Toilet Because Some of Them Are Exploding
I am already scared that a snake is going to come up a pipe while I am on the toilet. Now I need to worry about explosions.
Popular North Texas Amusement Park Closing After Being Open for Almost Fifty Years
This place was popular in the 30's for its massive swimming hole. Then in the 70's amusement rides were added entertaining Texans for decades.
The State Fair of Texas Extends Their Hours for the Final Weekend of the Season
Last weekend to go to the State Fair of Texas and you get to enjoy some extra hours.
Texas Guy Goes on Walk Through Flooded Roadways, All for Some Pizza
Parts of Texas have been dealing with severe flooding the past couple of weeks. This guy wasn't gonna let that stop him from getting some pizza.
North Texas Police Searching for Beer Bandit Thief
Stealing Bud Light? To the pit of misery for you. Dilly, Dilly!
Texas Man Accused Of Killing Mom Because She Refused to Cook Him Food
We all love mom's cooking, but this dude lost it when he couldn't get it.
Lawton Man Finds Out Kid Severely Beat His Dog While He Was Out to Eat [VIDEO]
This guy could not figure out what happened to his dog. So he checked his surveillance cameras and couldn't believe it.
A Texas Ice Cream Shop Now Has a Flaming Hot Cheetos Ice Cream
My two guilty pleasures combining as one? Shut up and take my money.
Texas Woman Steals Two Thousand Dollars Worth of Merchandise from Ross
How on earth did you get away with that much stuff? Plus, everything is on sale at Ross.
Texas Man Tries to Carjack News Van Before Escaping in Cop Car
What a wild ride it was for a local Texas news team this morning.