Steven Bohner
No one likes the guy at the gym who gives you unwanted advice while working out. So what better thing for Producer Joe to do, than be THAT guy? Free Beer and Hot Wings sent Joe out to a local gym to give everyone inside some unsolicited advice. Producer Joe really got into his role as a "professional trainer," and helped several people get a better workout!
Penelope Soto, a woman in Miami, Florida, was brought in front of a judge to be arraigned for 26 counts of possession of Xanax. She did not take the the arraignment too seriously, and this did not sit well with the judge. After she received her first sentence, she said "adiós" to the judge. He did not like that response and called her back to the bench and increased the price of her bail. Soto wasn't happy about his decision and proceeded to flip off the judge... Bad move. She is now spending 30 days in county jail.
The GoDaddy commercial, "Perfect Match - Bar Refaeli's Big Kiss!," prompted Free Beer and Hot Wings to ask the listeners if they have a significant other that is substantially less attractive. Several listeners called in to tell their stories about their ugly counterparts.
Taking your children shopping can be an ordeal sometimes, especially if you happen to be tasered by a store clerk. A woman and her plethora of children got kicked out of a mini-mall after her and the children were antagonizing patrons. Once removed from the mini-mall the clerk turned on his camera and continued to argue with the mother and children. In addition to the woman yelling at the clerk, you can hear a 3-year-old child screaming "That's why you gay, that's why you gay!"
In an age where almost every hilarious local news interview hits YouTube, it isn't shocking to see something like this. A jam-band touring hippie was in the right place at the right time the other day, when a crazy man pinned an innocent bystander between his car and a truck. The hitchhiker tells his crazy tale in an unedited interview caught by a local FOX affiliate.
A dear friend of the show, Mike Novak, passed away at the age of 57 on Sunday, January 27th. Mike represented the Free Beer and Hot Wings show for about a decade. It was an emotional time for everyone on the show.
Lisa is a 43-year-old resident of Detroit Michigan. She was recently featured on My Strange Addiction for being addicted to eating cat hair. Lisa eats three quarter-sized hairballs every day. That's more than 3,200 hairballs since her addiction began. The guys have seen hundreds of videos of people eating non-edible things, but this video still manages to shock them. Lisa will eat cat hair she finds on the floor and on the couch, but she prefers to eat the hair straight from the cat.
"Nothing quite like floating down a river, making love to your inner tube." Said no one ever. Well, until now... Gary Busey is the host of his very own YouTube channel called 'The Busey Zone.' On which he makes videos like 'Inner Tubes,' an instructional video on how to make love to an inner tube in public without other people knowing. Busey explains in detail how to modify your inner tube for sexy purposes. What the hell, Busey?
Disturbing news is coming out about action star Sylvester Stallone's relationship to his half sister, Toni-Ann Filiti. It is being reported that Stallone was blackmailed by Filiti for allegedly abusing her for years. The confidential settlement was reached in 1987, where Stallone agreed to give his half-sister a $2,000,000 lump sum, $16,666.66 per month for the rest of her life, and a trust with $50,000 per year for psychiatric and medical expenses.
Free Beer and Hot Wings had a little phone trouble earlier this morning. After a few hours of not being able to call into the show, the audience channeled all of their frustration into some really dumb calls.
It's official, we have found the woman with the world's biggest hips! Mikel Ruffinelli is a 5'4" 420 pound mother of 4. Her hips measure an astonishing eight feet round. According to the description of the this YouTube video "The 39-year-old's waist measures just 40 inches but her 100 inch hips are as so wide she can't fit through doorways and has to buy two seats on planes and trains."
In what could have been a moment straight out of a Roadrunner cartoon, a high school wrestler is struck by a falling light fixture from the roof of the arena. The light fixture falling could not have been more perfectly timed. The wrestlers were resetting in the center of the ring when the fixture came crashing down on top of a wrestler on all fours. The fixture perfectly fit over the kids back. It appears that no one was hurt in the accident.