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Russian Girl Crashes Through Glass Pane At A Bus Stop [FBHW]
Meanwhile in Russia... A drunk girl was running down a street in Russia when she ran right through a pane of glass at a bus stop. The girl either had a plan that involved hilariously bouncing off the glass, or she was completely oblivious of her surroundings and flew down the street in a drunken haze. We believe it is the latter.
Washington Woman, Donna Lange, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Kill Her Boyfriend [FBHW]
51-year-old Donna Lange of Everett, Washington, is being accused of manslaughter after she smothered her boyfriend with her breasts. According to KIRO 7, witnesses said they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of mobile home. The witnesses also claim to have heard the victim telling Lange to get off of him. The deputies on the scene said that "Lange was later found on top of the
Free Beer Admits To His Barbershop Quartet Passion While Old Men Sing At Tim Horton’s [FBHW]
A video has gone viral of a group of elderly gents singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" at their local Tim Horton's. The group turned out to be a barbershop group that uses the restaurant as a weekly meeting place. That's all well and good, but the REALLY funny part is that Free Beer has admitted to his love of the barbershop style music.
Breaking News: Outhouse Stolen In Canada [FBHW]
The types of news stories that hit the Canadian airwaves are somewhat different than stories here in the United States. The CBC ran a 2 minute report on a stolen outhouse, or in the Canadian dialect 'oothoose.' The 'oothoose' was stolen a few months after a large party where 30 guys "Christened the thing in their own way." The father and son that built the 'oothoose' said they lost th
Producer Joe Goes To The Doctor [FBHW]
Producer Joe, being the nice young naive boy that he is, has been receiving prostate exams since he was 22-years-old. This all seemed well and good until Joe was informed by his doctor uncle that a prostate exam isn't necessary until the ages of 40 or 50. After that discovery, Producer Joe decided that it might be wise to find a new doctor with less of a carnal desire for butt play. What Joe di
A Malfunction Causes Escalator To Reverse Course Injuring Five [FBHW]
Morning commuters in New Jersey ran into a bit of a surprise when a subway escalator randomly decided to reverse it's course. Screams of panic were heard throughout the subway terminal due to this less than catastrophic turn of events. People began to attempt to quickly run up the reversed elevator as though they were avoiding a brutal death. Because of the panic, several people were injured.
Focus Eagle And Leadership Wolf Inspire The Show [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings took notice of the motivational posters around the building this morning. The first, and most regal, of the posters is "Focus Eagle." The eagle stands proud and declares that "If you chase two rabbits, both will escape." Next we have the "Leadership Wolf," who inspires people to lead their pack. Other notable exceptions not pictured are &qu
Take The Mortality Test [FBHW]
A recent study out of Brazil found a link between middle-aged mortality and the ability to sit and stand unassisted. To take the test, you are asked to sit and stand with the least amount of assistance from your limbs. Depending on your performance, you are assigned a score that can be used to determine whether or not you are at risk. If you were to perfectly complete the test, you would sit wi
Police Cadet Does Not Want To Be Tased [FBHW]
Getting shot with a taser is probably one of the most unpleasant events someone can endure. In this video, a police cadet is willingly on the receiving end of a police taser during his training. Even though he knew it was coming, the cadet broke down prior to, during, and after the shock. From what we understand, this is standard protocol: if you want to use a taser, you have to be tased so yo
Barbara Walters Asks New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Why He is Overweight [FBHW]
Barbara Walters unveiled her 2012's '10 Most Fascinating' person list last night during her ABC special. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was on that list because of his diligent work with the response and reconstruction efforts during Hurricane Sandy. But Governor Christie's work is not what we are here to talk about. The real story is what Barbara Walters asked the Governor.
How To Beat A Debt Collector [FBHW]
No one likes a debt collector. They will constantly call and harass you, and in some cases will even come to your home to collect. Well, one man is fighting back. Jonathan Fin has started to create a series of YouTube videos that document calls from creditors. He had this to say about his first video "Since i lost my job, my creditors are calling incessantly asking for their money. I plan
Free Beer And Hot Wings Comment On The ‘Fat Girls’ Restaurant Bill [FBHW]
A group of girls were shocked when they received a bill from a local restaurant that had the phrase "Fat Girls" written on it. So shocked that they alerted the local news and the story has gone viral. Free Beer and Hot Wings talked about the story this morning on the show, and Hot Wings took a stance that was slightly out of character. He was on the side of the waiter saying, "I