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Chayna Bartley — Babe of the Day
Chayna’s a 19-year-old model and full-time student from Evansville, Indiana who’s been featured in the November 2011 issue of ‘Ultimate MMA’ magazine and has appeared as a Hometown Honey for 103 GBF Rocks.
Adriana Gerardino — Babe of the Day
Adriana is a 22-year-old model, entrepreneur, student, actress, and artist from Tampa, Florida who co-founded TwelveWays.com.
Bruise Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Judde Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Jude — hey Judde… don’t be afraid, don’t make it bad, and don’t let us down. From the looks of her profile, we know the 19 year old French student, make up artist, and drawing enthusiast won’t.
Cassie McCauley — Babe of the Day
Cassie’s a 28 year old model that comes to us via The Babe Spot. Originally from St. Louis, Missouri, the high school track star earned a scholarship to ASU where she graduated from the W.P. Carey School of Business with a BS in Marketing.
Jasmin Pacheco — Babe of the Day
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Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”
Siray Kong — Babe of the Day
Siray’s a 26-year-old Thai-Cambodian model, singer, and actress who was born in Thailand but raised in Minnesota.
Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The M
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.
Tangerine – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tangerine – a 22 year old Argentinian who’s into classic rock and the Quentin Tarantino campy horror flick ‘Death Proof’. We’ve always wanted to be Stuntman Mike… minus the whole murdering hot chicks part.
Riae Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.