Patrick Bateman
Lexy Page — Babe of the Day
Lexy’s a 21-year-old model from Phoenix, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”
Eden — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Eden — a 24-year-old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.
GoGo — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.
Laura Michelle Prestin — Babe of the Day
Laura’s a 27-year-old Canadian/Egyptian model, personal trainer, and health, fitness & beauty blogger from Toronto.
Arroia Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Arroia – a 28-year-old “educator of all sorts” originally from Croatia now living in South Africa. She loves to read, play video games, and work on the butt imprint on her couch. That’s one hot couch potato.
Casshas Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Casshas – a 23-year-old Canuck who likes to … read Chuck… Palahniuk. She’s also into men in uniform or tights. Either way, we’ve got a stockpile of Halloween costumes that should get us through the first month of the relationship.
Luiza Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!
Yelinice Lopez — Babe of the Day
Yelinice is a 19-year-old model originally from Arecibo, Puerto Rico who now lives in Raleigh, North Carolina via the Savannah, Georgia area.
Felina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
LeAnn Michele — Babe of the Day
LeAnn is a 25-year-old model from Corona, California who’s currently in the running for Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest.