Heather Vaughn Morris — Babe of the Day
Heather’s a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.
LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.
Pee-Wee Herman Dubs ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer
Even the most diehard of fanboys must be sick of all the ‘Dark Knight’ teasers and promos flooding their respective Batcaves. Just when you think you’ve hit your limit, ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ reaches into its utility belt and pulls …
Radeo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Radeo — a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who’s from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio – back in November 2011. She’s back and she’s… Batman. We’ve heard she’s got one helluva bat cave.
Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following…
Connor Boss, Miss Florida USA Contestant, is Legally Blind
By now you’ve seen the blind dude who rattled off the best things about being blind – one of which was every girl is a “10.” Let us introduce you to a ’10′ who happens to be legally blind.
Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger pran…
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Waikiki Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Waikiki — a 32-year-old ‘squatter’ from Italy who’s into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She’s like the real life Marla from Fight Club.
Chelsea Eaton — Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 19-year-old model from Iowa Park, Texas who’s currently pursuing her nursing degree from Vernon College.
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ M…
Vana — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Vana — a 23-year-old Canadian artist who’d rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!