Patrick Bateman
Rourke – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.
Ellys Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ellys – a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves to drink, smoke pot, and get hot over a good musician. She also plays a hard death metal guitar, has a voodoo doll and takes pride in her oral abilities. Let’s just say her favorite number is between 68 and 70.
Man Who Boned Girlfriend’s Dog Worked at Humane Society
A 29-year-old man in Florida was arrested and charged with possessing child pornography and having sex with his girlfriend’s dog, a pitbull mix (rough riders!).
Ellysa Jeannette – Babe of the Day
Ellysa is a 20 year old model and hair / make-up artist from Boston who studied at Paul Mitchell The School and hopes to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel one day.
Challis Taylor – Babe of the Day
Challis is a 29-year-old model who has a BA in Communications concentrating in Public Relations with a triple minor in Psychology, Sociology and English from East Carolina University.
Erika Othen – Babe of the Day
Erika’s a 25-year-old model, singer, and radio talk show co-host who was born and raised in Long Island but now lives in LA.
Guess That Breast!
This 33 year old English media personality, author, model, singer and businesswoman got her start as a Page 3 model in ‘The Sun’.
Man Has Meth Lab Blow Up In His Pants
A news station in Seattle reported that a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma tried to evade the police after being stopped and had a portable meth lab burst in his pants.
Leslie Sheigh – Babe of the Day
Leslie is a 20 year old model who was born in Culver City and now resides in the city of Angels, which is only fitting.
Lariyah Daniels – Babe of the Day
Lariyah’s a 24 year old model, personal trainer, bikini pageant competitor, actress, and lead vocalist of the band Hessler.
Cali Miles – Babe of the Day
Cali is a 30 year old model, singer, actress, and make-up artist from Cleveland, Ohio who manages a talent group called, “The Bomb Squad.”
Nikki Nardini – Babe of the Day
Nikki is a 23 year old model, go-go dancer, and springboard diver (what?!) from Miami, Florida who used to be a cheerleader at the University of Alabama where she studied Kinesiology.