If you don't enjoy the things I write about — entertainment, nightlife, music, booze, gadgets, sports, Playboy models and more —you're probably dead. I enjoy when you read what I write. (And, yes, it's my real name. Stop asking.)
Zombie Suicide is a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio. Judging by her tweets, she's very happy with the results of the recent presidential election. Who knows? Perhaps she used her powers of persuasion to help her candidate win her battleground home state.
Everything awesome usually debuts in Europe first (except for football, Buffalo wings and Kate Upton). The latest innovation that Europeans will have long before Americans: glow-in-the-dark roads, which will debut in The Netherlands in mid-2013.
Tarion Suicide is a SuicideGirl from Johannesburg, South Africa. Like so many SuicideGirls, Tarion lives a very interesting life. She claims to be a part-time assassin, which is probably illegal in South Africa, but we're not telling anyone.
Claudia Gestro is a 25-year-old model from Oceanside, Calif. A native of South America who attended Florida International University and graduated with a degree in broadcast journalism, Claudia opted to model 'to make some money.' We applaud her entrepreneurship.
Glitch Suicide is a 31-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She likes tea… a lot. She drinks tea…a lot. She works at a tea shop and is probably more into tea than she would be into you, if you dated her — which is unlikely.
VioletRose Suicide is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl from Santiago, Chile (a city which is not named after the 1987 National League Rookie of the Year, dude). VioletRose is a makeup artist with pierced nipples and cheeks, making her one of the hole-y-est women you know. (We'll be here all week; try the fish.)
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