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Carra Brooks — Babe of the Day
Carra Brooks is a 25-year-old model from Miami. Carra got her start at Hooters, the chain restaurant that specializes in beer, chicken wings and girls who are about to become models.
Carra was featured on Spike TV's gripping documentary about Hooters' 'Snow Angels...
Zombie Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Zombie Suicide is a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio. Judging by her tweets, she's very happy with the results of the recent presidential election. Who knows? Perhaps she used her powers of persuasion to help her candidate win her battleground home state.
Glow-in-the-Dark Roads Will Be Here Soon
Everything awesome usually debuts in Europe first (except for football, Buffalo wings and Kate Upton). The latest innovation that Europeans will have long before Americans: glow-in-the-dark roads, which will debut in The Netherlands in mid-2013.
Tarion Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Tarion Suicide is a SuicideGirl from Johannesburg, South Africa. Like so many SuicideGirls, Tarion lives a very interesting life. She claims to be a part-time assassin, which is probably illegal in South Africa, but we're not telling anyone.
Claudia Gestro — Babe of the Day
Claudia Gestro is a 25-year-old model from Oceanside, Calif. A native of South America who attended Florida International University and graduated with a degree in broadcast journalism, Claudia opted to model 'to make some money.' We applaud her entrepreneurship.
Fat Wrestler Backflips Off Top Rope
Finishing moves in professional wrestling are often designed to portray the total devastation of an opponent.
Glitch Suicide —— Suicide Girl of the Day
Glitch Suicide is a 31-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She likes tea… a lot. She drinks tea…a lot. She works at a tea shop and is probably more into tea than she would be into you, if you dated her — which is unlikely.
Pilot Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Pilot Suicide is a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana. Pilot finds happiness in her dogs, her cat, cuddling, autumn and making things. Oh my god — she's just like your Grandma...
Heather Clem — Crush of the Day
Heather Clem was virtually unknown until last week. After a grainy videotape she appeared in found an internet audience, Heather Clem became known forever as 'The Girl in the Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.'
Harajuku Suicide —— Suicide Girl of the Day
Harajuku Suicide is a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She's also proof that all punky girls from Canada don't marry the guy from Nickleback.
VioletRose Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
VioletRose Suicide is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl from Santiago, Chile (a city which is not named after the 1987 National League Rookie of the Year, dude). VioletRose is a makeup artist with pierced nipples and cheeks, making her one of the hole-y-est women you know. (We'll be here all week; try the fish.)
Monday Night Football: Seahawks Beat Packers, 14-12, on Controversial Touchdown Pass
Russell Wilson threw a disputed 24-yard touchdown pass to Golden Tate on the final play of the game, allowing the Seattle Seahawks to beat the Green Bay Packers, 14-12, in Seattle on Monday night.