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Sarah Clayton — Babe of the Day
Both sexy and classy, Sarah Clayton is a 26-year-old model from Drums, Pa. She's already appeared in the pages of Playboy, Maxim and Men’s Health, so you may have already seen her. (Just know that you haven't met her in real-life, dude...
Brett Favre Wanted to Play for the Dallas Cowboys
Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre had blue star-envy. The Super Bowl winning QB played the bulk of his career with the Green Bay Packers before spending time with the New York Jets and Minnesota Vikings prior to retiring in 2010. Despite the bitter end to his time in Green Bay, Favre will likely always be thought of as a Packer...
Mindy Kelley — Babe of the Day
A stunning brunette with hazel eyes, Mindy Kelley is a 26-year-old model from Seattle, Wash. She could be the best export from the Pacific Northwest since the SuperSonics left to become the Thunder. Seriously, if Kevin Durant had met Mindy Kelley, he might have refused to move to Oklahoma City...
Girl Hit In Face With Home Run Ball After Guy Jumps Away
This is no way to win a woman's heart (or protect her face).
Atlanta Falcons’ Cheerleader Irina Khasin — Celeb Crush
You don't believe superheroes exist? Well, Irina Khasin might prove you wrong. By day, Khasin might appear to be your average assistant district attorney for Fulton County, Ga. On Sundays in the fall, though, Khasin is an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader, with a body as rock solid as her legal arguments. If Khasin doesn't seem downright heroic in her Falcons' cheerleader costume, we think you've been r
Jelena Kostic — Babe of the Day
A 25-year-old model from Chicago, Jelena Kosticis a graduate of DePaul University where she majored in political science. A part-time model for several years, Kostic is only now beginning to put more effort into her career now that her classwork is finished...
Flea Circus Performers Killed By Cold Spell
It's been a long winter, but at least you're still alive. That's not the case for hundreds of the world's most talented fleas, who were frozen to death last week while preparing for a tour show.
Man Takes Dart To Forehead When He Plays William Tell With Friends
(Note to all aspiring party gamers: Your friend is NOT William Tell, so NEVER try to do this at home, in a basement, anywhere.)
The nice folks in the video above were having your normal basement party: cheap beer, a pool table, a dartboard and, of course, some Lynyrd Skynyrd...
Carly Baker — Celeb Crush
New UFC Octagon Girl Carly Baker made her debut this weekend at UFC on FUEL TV 7. Any woman who can walk into one of the world's fastest growing sports and distract everyone's attention by simply holding a ring card is most certainly worthy of being our celebrity crush...
Josh Hamilton Says Texas Rangers Fans Are Spoiled
Hopefully, Josh Hamilton is planning on flying into Texas next time he plays there, because his bridges into Dallas-Fort Worth may now be burned. The former Texas Rangers outfielder, who signed a five-year $125 million deal with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim this off-season, told a Dallas-Fort Worth TV station that the DFW metropolitan area is "not a true baseball town...
Aneta Kowal — Babe of the Day
Aneta Kowal is a 21-year-old model who lives in Detroit. She's one of the city's most renowned models (and she doesn't even have four wheels — Detroit! Car jokes!). She was named 2012 Miss Michigan Hooters.
Aneta is a hard-working model willing to fly anywhere for a shoot...
Sleeping Man Wakes Up With Bottle Rocket In Crotch
Good friends will do anything for you. Unfortunately, they'll also do anything to you, as the guy who is sleeping in this video finds out.
Dude is just sleeping peacefully until his 'good friend' finds him. Mr. Friend then seizes the bottle rocket next to the crotch of our hero and lights it...