Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Skrillex and Damian Marley? Reggae Dubstep? Why Not? [AUDIO]
I guess when you lead the way in any new musical sound, you get called to do it with people form all genres. That’s what’s happened now for Skrillex. He did the dubstep thing, then got called in by Korn. Now he’s done a track with Damian Marley. Yup Bob Marley’s
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Matt Tuck From Bullet For My Valentine’s Side Project Axewound Released a Free Download [AUDIO]
Matt Tuck from Bullet For My Valentine has a new side project that we’ve told you about before. It’s called Axewound and it’s pretty heavy. They’re offering a free download of their new song “Post Apocalyptic Party” at their website but I grabbed the embed code here.
The Rockstar Uproar Festival has been Announced with Shinedown, Godsmack, Staind and More, Plus a Special Surprise [VIDEO]
Yes you’ve seen most of it already which is why it probably won’t roll through here. The Rockstar Uproar Festival has been announced with a killer lineup. It is kind of odd though, with this stellar lineup, who they chose as the headliner.
"The Dark Knight Rises" Trailer is Here! [VIDEO]
The long-awaited full trailer for the epic conclusion to “The Dark Knight” trilogy is out!
Eddie Vedder Releases Solo Track ‘Skipping’ – Listen Now!
Pearl Jam lead singer Eddie Vedder released as a solo track a song he did for the compilation “Every Mother Counts.” Click through to listen.
Watch This Loaded Drunk Guy Try to Walk Up a Hill [VIDEO]
This dude is screwed. He’s obviously loaded to the gills. Sadly he’s only trying to walk up a slightly inclined hill and is too drunk to make it very far before rolling down half way again. Sadly I vaguely remember being in a similar situation...
This Kids Going to Kick Ass, Or Possibly Go to Jail When She’s Older [VIDEO]
A dad was filming a video of his newborn daughter. And by newborn I mean still has the shmutz on her head and everything. Anyway dad was filming the first few minutes of his daughter’s life when an ominous sign of the future popped up.
Do You Like Puscifer? Then Here You Go. [VIDEO]
Maynard James Keenan is a busy boy these days. What with being a winemaker in Arizona and all. Oh and he’s also in a couple of bands too.
Noodles Shares Some Inside Info on the New Offspring Album [VIDEO]
Noodles, from The Offspring obviously, held a little video chat to answer some questions about their upcoming album.
Here’s a Bad-Ass Preview of the MassChaos Tour! [VIDEO]
whether you plan on going to one of the Mass Chaos dates or not this preview video will definitely get your juices pumping for a live ass-kicking rock show!
"Mission To Lars" is a Different Kind of Documentary, but one that You’ll Like [VIDEO]
“Mission To Lars” is the story of Tom Spicer, a learning-disabled young man who goes on the road with his brother William and sister Kate with the goal of meeting Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich.
Charlie Sheen is Drinking Again. Not Really [VIDEO]
In another commercial full of awesome, Charlie Sheen starts drinking again. sort of.
This commercial for a Dutch company starts with him leaving rehab and driving home. On the way he sees people drinking beer everywhere he looks. Cops, cabbies while driving, workers on the job site, even pregnant women are drinking beer
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