Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
G4 Made a Video for the Best Video Game Nude Scenes Ever. Unfortunately its SFW. [VIDEO]
G4, the TV network, definitely has some cool shows. They’ve even made some of the nerdiest things seem cool. Take for instance nude scenes in video games.
Serj Tankian and Perry Farrell star in a Funny Or Die Video [VIDEO]
Its called “You Be Da Judge” and its just that. a reality competition where stars compete to be the next reality tv show judge. Sounds like it should be a real show if you ask me.
Jim Beam’s 2012 Live Music Series Looks, Ok. [VIDEO]
They’re doing 6 shows in 6 cities and at least 2 aren’t bad. Of course you have Kid Rock, he has his own version of Beam Bourbon, plus Bush and some others you probably don’t care about.
4 Penthouse Pets Are Available in the new "Saints Row The Third" Game [VIDEO]
Uh yeah, you read that right. 4 Penthouse Pets are now available to download for the game “Saints Row: The Third”. For just $3 you get Penthouse Pets Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven.
Time to put the Record Straight About the Norman High School Yearbook Photo! [VIDEO]
YES, I HAVE INCLUDED A LINK TO THE ACTUAL PHOTO FROM THE YEARBOOK. So if for some reason you think it’s something dirty, which it is not, then you can look away.
A Short Film About Jeff Ament From Pearl Jam and his Passion for Skateboarding. [VIDEO]
Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam has such a passion for skateboarding that he has built many skateparks in rural and under-privileged communities. In 2011 he even built a world-class skate park on the impoverished Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota.
Aaron Lewis Wants Your Help Backing Indie Doc About American Veterans Called "Shame On Ame…
Music video director and photographer Fran Strine is directing and producing his first non-music documentary titled “Shame on America”, a documentary about America’s homeless and neglected veterans, much of it due to PTSD.
Foo Fighters do "19th Nervous Breakdown" and "It’s Only Rock N’ Roll" With Mick Jagger on …
So Wes bet me a nut punch that the Foo Fighters and Mick Jagger would do “Start Me Up” on Saturday Night Live. I didn’t take the bet because why would any smart guy come even close to putting their jewels in jeopardy? Not me.
Want to Hear People Having Sex? Of Course You Do! [AUDIO]
A guy, possibly in East London, got so tired of hearing his neighbors get it on that he decided to do something about it. He recorded them. And posted it on the internet.
Dee Does Broadway Isn’t as Bad as it Could Be [VIDEO]
But I am in no way saying its good either.
Gilbert Gottfried Reads "50 Shades Of Grey" [VIDEO] [NSFW]
This video has a lot of dirty words. And its very sexually explicit so kick the kids out of the room, and make sure that prude person at your office isn’t listening too close.
How to View The Solar Eclipse Without Burning Your Eyeholes to Crap [VIDEO]
There will be an annular solar eclipse on Sunday between 7:30 PM and 9:30 PM. Strangely enough a lot of people don’t know that even when the sun is “blocked out” by the moon, it can still blind you if you look straight into it. Well it can.