Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Red Band Trailer Is Awesome!
Ok so I can’t actually post the video here but if you happen to click this link and see it on your own then that’s your deal and I’m not responsible. I have to see this movie!
Get Ready For the Zombie Apocalypse With Hornady Ammo [VIDEO]
My friend Kidd Manning turned me on to this. If you’re preparing for the coming Zombie Apocalypse then you need to know about Hornady Ammunition. This is ammo designed specifically for killing zombies. In fact it even says at the end that it is for zombie killing only.
Funny Or Die Teams With The Clinton Foundation’s Celebrity Division for Hilarity [VIDEO]
The Clinton Foundation, the one run by Bill Clinton of course, has a celebrity division who’s job it is to come up with creative new ways to help out the world. Kind of like a Hall Of Justice with famous people and money instead of superheroes with superpowers.
Axl Rose Talks Slash’s Drinking/Peeing Problems [VIDEO]
Axl was in Paraguay talking to some fans sometime before their show there and starting telling stories about the old dayss. Mainly about how he would wait for Slash to drink himself too stupid to get it on with the girl.
Get Geared Up for Alter Bridge III.5 [VIDEO]
Alter Bridge has released a trailer for the expanded edition of its 2009 album, AB III now called AB III.5, which drops October 25th. The new package will contain three bonus tracks not found on the original North American release but included with the international edition: “Zero,” “Home” and “Never Born To Follow.”
Three New Videos From My Darkest Days, Adelita’s Way and Cavo [VIDEO]
I posted the new Theory Of A Deadman a little bit ago not even realizing it was new video release day. So here are three more new videos from bands you know and love. First is the new one from My Darkest Days for “Every Lie.”
Next is Adelita’s Way – “The Collapse”.
And last but never least is Cavo – “Th
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Theory Of A Deadman Premiere Video For "The Bitch Came Back" [VIDEO]
Theory Of A Deadman released the video for “The Bitch Came Back” and it’s kind of boring. The best parts are the pool shots with the girls in bikinis. There are quite a few pretty ladies in bikinis so the video will keep your attention for sure, if you like girls in bikinis that is.
The New American Pie "American Reunion" Looks Good [VIDEO]
I found a red-band trailer for the new American Pie movie, “American Reunion.” Hopefully it’s just as dirty as the original. And hopefully it’s not as cheesy or crappy as the straight to dvd versions. Unfortunately Shannon Elizabeth doesn’t look to be back in this one which is too bad cause she was clearly the best part of the first one.
Holy Crap! Metallica And Lou Reed Sucks SO BAD! [VIDEO]
Metallica and Lou Reed keep releasing teasers and trailers for the “Lulu” thing they did. And no matter how much they release nothing has kept it from sucking. If we were in space it would be a black hole of suck. On a porn set this stuff would be the fluffer it sucks so much! So hopeful
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Seether Chose A Fan Video For Tonight [VIDEO]
Seether had posted on their website that they wanted the fans to make a video for the new song “Tonight”. They took all of those and compiled them into a winner video. So technically everybody wins here. “Tonight” has also been selected by WWE as part of an upcoming tribute to wrestler Adam “Edge” Copeland, who was forced to retire earlier this year due to a lingering injury. According to Loudwire
Soldier Returning Home Surprises 9 Year Old Daughter [VIDEO]
I can’t stand the people that post stuff on the internet or facebook and then say “if you don’t repost this you’re not American!” Or “you’re not a Christian!” Or anything like that. I will however make an exception this time. And that exception is that if this video doesn’t make you tear up even a little, you might not be human.
Pornkins Are Fun for the Whole Family! No Not Really, This Is NSFW!
Ok so we talked about Pornkins on the RockShow and I wanted to share more with you. I was going to post their commercial here but there are a few adult parts of the video that you might not want your kids to see. If you plan on having an adults only Halloween party this year, however, these might just be right up your alley! All puns intended there. Watch the video and see what I mean. Then make s