Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Check the New Vid for Jane’s Addiction’s "Underground" [VIDEO]
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Slipknot’s “Clown” is making his acting debut in a new movie called “The Devil’s Carnival.” So far all we have is this trailer which is nothing more than this hot chick walking around a carnival scene, but you get some great shots of her butt.
Towards the end she starts taking
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This is a commercial for a new set of Lego toys that are specifically geared towards young girls. They’re called Lego Friends and they include female characters with slim figures and stylish clothes, as well as new locations to build like the “Butterfly Beauty Shop” and a “Your Fashion Designer Workshop.” And now for some reas
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It won a Golden Globe and is up for an Oscar too. Trent Reznor did the music for the movie, and he and Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs redid Zeppelin’s song. This is the opening sequence to the movie, basically where the titles and credits roll. It’s
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Take a Video Tour of World Famous Sound City Studios Where Nirvana, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails and More Recorded [VIDEO]
Dave Grohl is reportedly working on a documentary about Sound City Studios. Haven’t heard of it? I can guarantee you heard the sounds that have come out of there. Just a few of the artists to lay tracks down there include Metallica, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, Neil Young, Rage Against The Machine, Nine Inch Nails, REO Speedwagon, Willie Nelson, Eric Clapton and many more. The
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Any fan of Alter Bridge will absolutely love this. Actually any fan of concerts should love this. AB blows up Wembley in London during their multi-night run at the famed arena last year. Despite playing to much smaller crowds here in the states, they have huge crowds over seas and can put on an absolutely immense concert experience
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