Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
Learn the Delicate and Awkward Art of Having a One Night Stand
For an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Tim Hortons’ Mother’s Day Donut Hole Bouquet
Chocolates? Flowers? Those will take a backseat this Mother's Day.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.