Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Donald Trump Quotes As Pickup Lines Is a HUGE Laugh Riot
You can call Donald Trump many things -- arrogant, pompous, cocky. But you may want to put "ladies man" at the top of that list.
Foul-Mouthed Grumpy Old Irish Man Is Fed Up With St. Patrick’s Day
Old people are awesome, especially when they're not trying to be.
Woman Seeks Child Support
How merlot can you go? Actually, in this case, it's how mer-HIGH can you go?
Naked Pill-Poppin’, Whiskey-Swiggin’, Heroin-Usin’ Woman Caught Going 100 Miles Per Hour
Every man has come across a woman who's just too wild for him. This is that woman.
Woman Who Guzzles Beer in One Second Is the Ultimate Party Animal
Are you really pounding beers if you can polish off the drink before you finish saying the word "pounding?"
Idiotic Woman Caught Driving With Equally Idiotic Cardboard License Plate
This may be the worst idea for cars since the Yugo.
Man’s Awesomely Awesome Obituary Is How You’ll Want to Be Remembered
This guy can rest in peace while the rest of us laugh.
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s Campaign
It's democracy in action.
Check Out This Life Winner With a Skeleton Face Tattoo Mug Shot
If you're going to get a tattoo like this, you'd be wise to avoid getting into legal trouble.
House at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts Everywhere
Someone is testicle-ing the housing market.
Wrestler Proposes to Opponent in Middle of Match
Looks like this guy has finally found his better half-nelson.
Guy Starving for Attention Changes Name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.