Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Girl Gets Poison Ivy on Eyes and OH THE HOLY HORROR!!!
And you think you react poorly to poison ivy?
8th Grader Signs Relationship Contract Banning ‘Hoes’
This kid is well on his way to becoming whipped.
Moronic Moms Are All Smiles in Post-McDonald’s Brawl Mug Shots
You shouldn't always flash those pearly whites when the camera is on you.
Woman Fooled Into Thinking She Was Kidnapped By ISIS in Insanely Vicious Joke
This prank is cold. Ice cold. ISIS cold.
This Master Gunslinger Is Going to Shoot Himself One Day. Guaranteed.
Gun control is a big issue and if there's one thing this guy has it's control of his gun.
Eat Up — ‘Brunchfast’ Is a New Meal for All the Fatties Out There
We Americans already stuff our faces enough without needing another reason to eat.
Human Pretzel Impossibly Double Crosses Legs on Train
You don't need to sit down with a good spy novel to get a glimpse of some intense double crossing.
This Is the Best Possible Use of a Fart
There's a fine (f)art to getting people to clear out of a public space.
This Is What Earth Would Be Like If Humans Vanished
It's a depressing thought: what would happen to the world if humans disappeared?
Mountain Biker Nearly Falls Off a Cliff to His Inglorious Death
Extreme sports almost met a man's extreme demise.
Here’s Your Chance to Become a Real, Honest-to-Goodness, Paid Bacon Critic
What's that they say about getting paid to do what you love?
Worst Robber Ever Forced to Strip Naked by Woman Who Stopped Him
You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.