Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Dead Renaissance Man’s Wife, Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries
Leroy Black is going to have some explaining to do when he gets to pearly gates.
90-Year-Old Man Busted With Hooker Doesn’t Give a You-Know-What
This old man paid for sex and makes no apologies for it.
100-Year-Old Grandma Is a Maniacal Beer Pong Machine
At the century mark of life, this woman may have finally checked off the last item on her bucket list.
Lego Treadmill Challenge Is a New Kind of Fiery, Bloody Torture
If you think stepping on a Lego is painful, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Tiger With Attitude Casually Rips Bumper Off Car Like It’s NBD
Hey, guess what? Don't tick off a tiger. Yeah, it seems obvious, right? Well, that's a light bulb over the head thought for one driver.
Skydiver Lands Historically Preposterous Jump Without a Parachute
Luke Aikins will go down in history. And we do mean "go down."
Boaters Brawling During Regatta are Height of Hoity Toity Trash
There was some real drama on the high seas.
Your Pee May Soon Be a Deliciously Refreshing Beer
Turning water into wine is so passe.
Watch a Man in a Wheelchair Inexplicably Speed Through Traffic
This is not the set of wheels you expect to see zipping through the city streets.
Punk Skateboarder Smashes Windshield on $250,000 McLaren
Driving on the road with skateboarders can be a real pain in the glass.
Man Used Stolen Human Brain to Smoke Marijuana
Well, there's a headline you don't see too often.
University of North Texas Made a Disastrously NSFW ‘Oops’ on a Coffee Mug
The University of North Texas just made a Harvard-sized mistake.