Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Super Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a Van
You may love cars, but this guy really loves them.
Man, 18 and Woman, 71, Are Happily (And Oh-So Creepily) Married
Let's hope they keep the romance alive as long as she is.
103-Year-Old Woman’s Key to a Long Life? Beer, Of Course.
With age comes wisdom, so you could say this lady is Bud-weiser than you.
Man Meets Wife in ‘For a Good Time’ Scribble on Bathroom Wall
This couple has the best meeting story.
Determined Thief Chops Down Tree to Swipe a Bike
This guy didn't just commit a crime. He also committed a crime against nature.
Mother Stays Waaay Too Calm When Lion Tries to Eat Her Daughter on Live TV
This just in: lions and kids go together about as well as Clinton and Trump.
Watch a Moron Chase His Plane Down the Tarmac
This is a man on a mission.
Woman Dead After Police Shooting Exercise Goes Horribly Awry
A 73-year-old woman in Punta Gorda, Fla. is dead after she was accidentally shot Tuesday during police training.
Mary Knowlton was acting as a victim in a "shoot-don't shoot" exercise when an officer accidentally fired off live bullets instead of blanks...
Local Sportscaster Goes Off the Rails About NBC’s Olympic Restrictions
This guy wants no part of NBC's rules.
Sewage Truck Explosion Is When the Poop Hits the Fan (And Everything Else in Sight)
You can almost smell how horrific the odor is through the screen.
Butt-Fuchs Olympic Pairing Is NSFW Gold Medal Hilarity
If you're not watching men's field hockey in Rio, you are missing out.
Dead Renaissance Man’s Wife, Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries
Leroy Black is going to have some explaining to do when he gets to pearly gates.