Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
Umm, Did Popeyes Serve Fried Rat to a Customer?
It was fried, but it may not have been chicken.
‘Hamdog’ Is a Brilliant All-in-One Game-Changing Hamburger-Hot Dog Bun
You know how when you go to a barbecue and the host asks you "Burger or dog?" Well, much like phone books, Friendster and Brad and Angelina's marriage, that's ancient history.
94-Year-Old Man Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Driving Charged With Drunk Driving
What's the only thing scarier than a 94-year-old man behind the wheel? How about a 94-year-old drunk man behind the wheel.
What’s the Most Valuable NFL Team in 2016?
The nickel defense has no business in a league where even the poorest franchises are worth more than a billion dollars.
Fed-Up Woman Sues Parents for Posting Embarrassing Facebook Photos
You know that feeling you get when you see your parents on Facebook? Well, this woman has it much worse.
Mom and Son Have Sex and, Yup, This Doesn’t End Well
Couple Learns Painful Lesson Why Plastic Bags Don’t Make Good Condoms
This is the complete opposite of safe sex.
Snake Vomits Antelope In the Most WTF Thing You’ll See Today
The animal kingdom is a singularly terrifying place. Don't believe it? Watch this.
#NameYourVagina After a Movie Is Cinematic Fantasticness
Twitter continues to provide us with the kind of important culture-defining talking points we need in an ever-increasing tense world. And then there's this.
Why Is Dick a Nickname for Richard? Glad You Asked
Like how has "The View" lasted so long, why do people voluntarily go to Cleveland Browns games and are there really no better choices to vote for president, this is a question that's plaguing mankind.