Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises, 414 Legs and, Boy, Don’t You Feel Inferior
Good luck finding pants for this guy.
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining)
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Snapchat Snafu
You gotta be careful what you share on social media.
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a One-Arachnid Horror Show
This story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.
Watch a Totally Relaxed Guy Gulp Down a Glass of Cyanide
If you're looking for the proper way to kill someone, we've got just the guy to help you.
Nutjob (Voluntarily) Gets Stung By Second Most Painful Wasp in the World
If bee stings make you queasy, you may want to look away.
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
‘Sexy’ Ken Bone Costume Has Turned Halloween on Its Ear
Ken Bone was already winning the presidential election. Now, he's winning Halloween.
Chinese Boss Who Orders Women to Kiss Him Each Morning Probably Not Familiar with Harassment
While America continues to deal with the fallout from Donald Trump's sexist comments from a 2005 video, one man in China has just gone full-blown Richard Dawson.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Women’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same.
Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he's something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don't we just let The Smoking Gun explain it?
A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he snuck into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice tha
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)
We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.