Cameron Simcik
Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
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10 Perfectly-Timed New Year’s Photobombs
We're going to make a pretty huge statement right now ladies and gents, so brace yourselves: photobombing is hands down the best way to capture any sort of moment. Ruining a picture with that unexpectedly hilarious face or the addition of a random stranger in a photo simply adds that extra oomph needed to bring a picture to the next level. Plus, it's just funny stuff.
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14 Creepy Santas Who Might Give You Nightmares
We love Santa, but sometimes Santa's photographed on a really bad day. Check out 14 of the creepiest Santas here.
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10 Christmas Fails to Get You Through the Holidays
Attention everyone: we now officially have T-minus eight days until Christmas, and preparation time is running out faster than we can shove holiday cookies in our mouths. We still have to buy last-minute presents, dig out those stockings from the back of our closets and make time for that awful office party.
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Genius Snack Alert: Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos
Take any food, deep fry it or add some bacon, and you've got us hooked. There's really nothing better than a nasty, greasy mess or extra meat strips to really make our testosterone sing. Think about it-- would you eat raw turkey testicles? Probably not. What about fried turkey testicles? Solid maybe. There are rare moments, however, when these two perfect cooking tactics combine to make an insane creation. This is one of those moments.
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Don’t Worry, This Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Have Boundaries
Porn is awesome, and being in one would also be pretty awesome. Yet watching the stuff is something we usually like to do in the comfort of our own homes. Alone. However, we all know that down in Florida, things are weird -- we recently found out that porn runs in the family.
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Chinese Wankathon Celebrates Safe and Alarmingly Public Sex
We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.
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Dentist Accused of Kissing Patient’s Butt
Doctors are some of the creepiest dudes around. We know they do all this good crap for people, but think about it-- does the good ol' doc really need to be touching our junk for that long during a prostate exam? Is he genuinely worried about that slight pain we've been feeling in our butt? Unfortunately, there are very few times a doctor's weird antics are questioned. That is, until now.
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Man on Craigslist Asks For Kicks in the Crotch
While we know the good ole' U.S.A is home to tons of weird people like Prodigy Pat, we've come across a dude in Portland, Ore. who's a straight-up nutcase.
One of the worst possible things that could
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This Kid Really Loves Bacon
Just like our fellow testosterone-sweating, meat-loving friend Ron Swanson, we’re big fans of bacon. To put our love for the greasy snack into perspective, learning about the horrific pending bacon shortage sent us into a minor panic attack, but it’s difficult to fully encompass our feelings for the meat strips. Luckily, a bacon-loving middle-schooler has done that for us.
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Hillary Clinton Checks out Christina Aguilera’s Massive…Singing Talent
It seems like Christina Aguilera dropped off the face of the earth for a while, and we were all left wondering when the ‘Dirrty’ star would once again get down and dirty for our viewing pleasure in new music videos.
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Halloween Candies That Need to Come Back
It’s that time of year again when we apologize to our pancreas and then eat until we're sick -- Halloween candy season! Everywhere we turn, we’re bombarded with chocolate and gummies and sour things and those peanut butter taffies in the wax paper wrapping that no one ever eats. Somehow those things have survived the ages but our favorites have gone by the wayside. It’s bittersweet heaven on earth.
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50 Cent Tweets His Anti-Masturbation Tips — You’re Welcome
Rappers have a special way of sharing sound advice and wisdom via Twitter. Take Kanye West's feed, for example , who taught us multiple lessons in manhood like how we should never settle for the cheese tortellini or the necessity of perfecting the Haiku.