The folks at PETA will be glad to know that a dude elected to kick his stepfather's ass instead of stepping on a cockroach and I have all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?". Along with that, I'll give you the rundown on a group of Swedish dudes looking to emasculate the men of their community by talking up the benefits of sitting down to piss and I sympathize with a guy that wanted to pet his pussy in the strip club.