Everyone's had an annoying neighbor at some point in their life, but I'll bet a dollar to a donut you've never had one 1/1000th as annoying as this guy.

I dunno, maybe it's just that I'm not an attention whore, but that's pretty much the very, very, very last way I would ever introduce myself to my new neighbors. In fact, if I ended up with some ole boy on my front porch threatening to kick my ass afterward, I would totally understand.

The funniest part of the whole thing is that the dude is offering his neighbors water if they want to 'come out and meet the neighbors'. There's no way that guy's not tripping sack on some serious psychedelics, so the least he can do is share after that god-awful display.