If more books had titles like this, I'm positive we would all read a little bit more.

The list for nominations for the Diagram Prize, also known as the oddest book title of the year, has been released and it's clear who the two front runners are.

The Origin of Feces and How to Poo on a Date are the books that provide us with those answers we have all been seeking.

The contest is run by The Bookseller, who says the award highlights the importance of a catchy title. Other nominations include Are Trout South African?, Working Class Cats: The Bodega Cats of New York City, Pei-ography: Where Pie Meets Biography and finally How to Pray When You're Pissed at God.

I don't know which is your favorite, but my money is on How to Poo on a Date. You can vote for the book you would like to see take home this prestigious prize at WeLoveThisBook.com.