America Pumps Out The Top Sperm In The World

A recent Time Magazine report reveals the US of A leads the world as the top exporter of sperm.

Time’s Senior Editor went on CBS News This Morning to expound on the article titled, “Frozen Assets” that ran in the most recent issue. In the interview, he explains that America’s dominance is due to quality control and variety of product, noting that the FDA’s got some pretty strict clamps on the industry while our country’s reputation as a melting pot means a bigger catalogue of lil’ guys to choose from.

MarketData projects the fertilization sector will ring in $4.3 billion in 2013.

According to Time, men can make $500 per donation and up to $60,000 annually. They can also have up to 1,000 kids without ever knowing them and then end up marrying one. So, yeah, you’ve got a good 18 years to crank as many out as you can then move as far away as possible.

Nothing personifies “American Sperm” like Seann William Scott’s character in this scene from “Road Trip”.

[Via CBS News]